Early bird spesh.

And we're not talking about Harvester's rotisserie chicken 🐔

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We're talking spa hotel in Cyprus, Corfu's Adonis beaches, and the Hard Rock Hotel in Tenerife...

Tenerife, eh?

A volcanic Spanish island off the coast of Africa surrounded by turquoise ocean? Spain’s largest Canary island is packing black sand beaches, dormant volcanoes, and seafood shacks 🦀

Laze about the beach bars drinking cocktails and sunning your bits 🌞 or hike up Mount Teide for insane views of the Atlantic Ocean.

Where will I sleep?

100% where Keith Richards would come for his hols. Just like your favourite ageing rockstar, you’ll be flopping into bed at the Hard Rock Hotel. Hello sparkly black bathroom and ocean-view balcony 💅 There’s five a-la-carte restaurants - think sushi, steakhouse, pizzeria, and tex-mex sports bar - plus one buffet place 🍕 Wet your whistle at the glamorous UTC lobby bar or The 16th rooftop sky lounge.

When you’re not hanging in the Rock Spa’s multi sensory showers, hydrotherapy pool, and Turkish baths, head to Playa las Galgas and Playa Abama. Even rock stars need a beach break.

Mallorca, eh?

This is the Med turned up to 11.

Suntrap mountains roll down into hide-and-seek coves and stone villages are home to dreamy Moorish remains and postcard-pretty beaches 💔 Head to Palma for fairytale castles and modern art. Mallorca doesn’t have a bad angle.

Where will I sleep?

Cala D’Or? Sounds like the sort of spenny perfume Julia Roberts would be peddling… but it's actually a gelato scoop bay with sugar sand beaches. Tasty 🍦

Your hotel is in the prettiest spot with direct access to the beach, four pools, and a good mix of seafood restaurants, Italian buffets, and poolside snack bars. They can also organise scuba diving and cycling trips for you, or you can sweat it out closer to home in the swanky gym 💪 Geddit booked with a titchy £120 deposit.

Cyprus, eh?

Swim to Aphrodite’s Rock to see the birthplace of the Goddess of Love, hop between smurfy blue lagoons, explore the Tomb of Kings and dive to ancient shipwrecks…

Cyprus is so much more than neon strips and party towns (but those are good too).

Where will I sleep?

5* resort and spa... Shakespeare himself couldn’t write a better rhyme ✍

The Kalloni spa is award-winning, the beach is Blue Flag, and the rooms were designed by the guys at Harrods Interiors. You win, Parklane. You win 🏆 Tick off the six restaurants for cooking inspired by the South of France and chic cocktail bars overlooking the landscaped gardens.

Follow-up with a group fitness class and a body wrap at the spa. We’d reccommend the Thalassotherapy pool - it’s got the same salinity as the Dead Sea and is basically a fountain of youth.

Need to Know:

• ATOL protected
• Deposits from £60 per person
• Pay monthly scheme with flexible payment terms
• 23kg checked luggage per person
• 24-hour Holiday Helpline available to call when you’re in destination
• Get your skates on - offers end September 20th at midnight.