Paddle in sea caves then dry off with a bev on a beach called Mimosa…

£388pp will get you a 4 days low key chilling in Cyprus with all your breakfasts included (halloumi errrday).

Protaras, eh?

Strut past the queue of lads chanting Southgate’s on Fire (apparently never gets old) at Larnaca airport and get yourself on the first coach to Protaras.

Straddled on Fig Tree Bay with sea the shade of Sex on the Beach and white sand beaches - this is the anti-Ayia Napa.

Kayak around the turquoise coastline or hike nature trails to cliffside churches and pine forest parks.

Where will I sleep?

Hotel Sunrise Beach is just as good as it sounds. It’s stepped right off a postcard to bring you a beachfront setting, seven restaurants serving up Mediterranean eats and grilled fish, three pools and a beauty spa. Humble it ain’t.

You’ll stay in a Sea View room with all your breakfasts completely free. You also have access to the Swedish saunas, steam baths and jacuzzi - spa treatments extra.

What will I do?

CANNONBAAAALLLL” Dive like Batman off the cliffs at Cape Greco. The water is bluer than Billie Eilish’s eyes and clear enough to see the expressions of the fish as you plunge into their home. Oh and do watch out for the jagged, flesh-tearing rocks dotted around the bay.

Protaras also has spots for underwater scootering - the lazy man’s scuba-diving, a unique (and bizarre) way to explore the depths of the Med.

Exactly what’s included?

• 4 Nights at Hotel Sunrise Beach
• 7 restaurants and 4 bars
• 3 swimming pools
• Breakfasts
• Spa and fitness centre
• Return flights from your choice of airport
• Tap 'Departure Airports' to change
• ATOL Protected

Offer in partnership with TUI Holidays, see terms and conditions here.