Slovenia, famous for... not all that much apart from it's very easy-on-the-eyes lakes.

Honeymooners have pushed the prices up (damn those loved-up bastards). But it's well worth the coin to visit both Lake Bled and Lake Bohinj.

They're only half an hour apart, so road trip your way between them for hiking, biking, watersports and, well, getting a boner for the prettiest lakes in the land.

“Could you take a photo of us snogging in front of the church? Make sure you get the swans in.”

Sigh.

Lake Bled reels in honeymooners with its emerald green lake, teeny island and medieval Disney castle but you don’t have to be shacked up to enjoy this Slovenian nirvana.

Gondola through its dreamy waters or whitewater raft down Vintgar Gorge’s gushing rapids. There’s seafood restaurants and cocktail bars with killer views to rejuvenate you after...

Lake Bled’s less famous cousin, Bohinj, is just as ridiculously good-looking but without the crowds. Win.

Swim in its crystally waters before you go back in time with the traditional villages dotted around its shores.

When you’re done, you can decide who won Slovenia’s Next Top Lake: Bled vs Bohinj.

Both can be easily reached from Bled.