Jamaica’s second biggest city looks almost a little too good.

Silly pretty beaches are lined with real life palm trees and rum cocktails are actually served in coconuts 🍹 🌴

Aaaaaand it’s currently 28°C. This is not a drill, say wah gwaan to Montego Bay…

Beach

Doctor's Cave is Montego Bay’s pin up beach. It’s got everything from powdery sand to palm trees to beach bars.

In fact there’s only one thing that could make this beach even better…

TRAMPOLINES.

Yep there’s trampolines floating in the sea because why not?

Belvedere Beach and Dead End Beach are other good (but trampoline-less) options.

Adventure

Montego Bay has the longest zipine in the Caribbean (!)

Swing through thick jungle canopy, taking in the flowers and wildlife as you glide.

Want to get even higher than this? (eh? EH?)

Bob Marley’s childhood home is a Rastafarian pilgrimage. Visit his birthplace at Nile Miles and pay your respects at his grave. One love Bob.

Romance

At home romance is a bottle of cheap red and a three hour Netflix binge. Sure.

But in Jamaica, it involves a handmade bamboo raft, a rum cocktail and a guide paddling you and bae through a tropical rainforest.

Try river rafting on the Martha Brae river, just 45 mins from Montego Bay.

Food

Rice & peas, jerk chicken, curried goat, ackee & saltfish…

Try everything Jamaican at Chill Out Hut Beach Bar & Grill. This beach hut restaurant does no-fuss slap up food with a sunset view.

For a secret jerk recipe, Scotchies will sort you out with spicy meat and cool homemade ginger beer.

Juici Patties is Jamaica’s answer to Maccie Ds - soak up a night of rum punch with super cheap, super tasty chicken patties.

Montego Bay is certified paradise - prepare to be smug AF.