Getting that sickly sweet taste at the back of your throat? It’s called nostalgia.

The most bizarre toys of them all - Sylvanian Families mocked us with their disgustingly perfect lives… all picket-fenced houses and teeny cream cakes 🍰

Forget slutty Barbie and wide-eyed Baby Born - Sylvanians were wholesome AF. And now you can be too 😅

This is how Sylvanian Families do Europe…

The forests around Lake Bled are your classic Sylvanian hideaways. Hike up Straza hill overlooking the lake and toast marshmallows beside Vintgar Gorge.

You’re still in time to catch the end of shroom-picking season… Mr. Cottontail’s a fiend.

Fuerteventura’s René Egli is 24°C in November 🌞

Famous for windsurfing, the team at René´s will show you how to steer, tack and sail like a boss.

Sylvanians prefer boats that come with deckchairs, slides and cups of Earl Grey (what a bunch of prudes). Even the Persian Cat Family enjoy a winter beach vacay 💁

Rotterdam’s Kinderdijk windmills are just screaming to be converted into Sylvanian country cottages.

Hands off Coco Rabbit you arsehole, these 18th century windmills are UNESCO protected. Canal boats run up and down the dikes for those lazy Sunday afternoons.

Are Sylvanians the most middle-class toys ever made?