Something’s… missing 🍆

Yep most of the Vatican’s Greek and Roman statues are missing their porridge throwers.

Gotta love Catholicism…

In the Middle Ages (1500-1700 ish) the Pope was basically the king of the world.

The Catholic church believed the ‘damned were naked but the saved were clothed’, so they set about destroying priceless art. Thugs.

Each Pope had their own method to ‘save’ the public from bronze japs eyes and marble dick veins.

A few had the artworks completely destroyed, some strapped on figleaves with cement, but most just went straight for the chop.

Obviously the ball bag wasn’t as offensive...

There’s something seriously disturbing about a pair of balls without a sausage.

But where are all these missing knobs?

It’s thought that a box of classical dicks is lost in storage somewhere in the Vatican. Best rumour ever.

See the unfortunate statues for yourself at the Vatican museum. Book a tour here for €50.

Poor lads…