TRAVEL 2021 - BASED ON YOUR ZODIAC
What do Mystic Meg, Paul the Octopus and LuckyTrip have in common? We can all read the stars and see right into your souls 👀
We’ve compiled a 100% guaranteed, foolproof guide to exactly where you should plan your next trip to based on your star sign (when the world opens back up again).
You're welcome...
We’ve compiled a 100% guaranteed, foolproof guide to exactly where you should plan your next trip to based on your star sign (when the world opens back up again).
You're welcome...
Aries
Hamburg, Germany
March 21 - April 19
The Ram is first in the Zodiac and boy, do you know it. As the first of the fire signs you love new experiences and adventures. And what’s more of an adventure than hurtling towards death in a wingsuit? Head to Germany for hiking, skiing, paragliding, ziplining and wingsuiting. You mad bastard, you.
The Ram is first in the Zodiac and boy, do you know it. As the first of the fire signs you love new experiences and adventures. And what’s more of an adventure than hurtling towards death in a wingsuit? Head to Germany for hiking, skiing, paragliding, ziplining and wingsuiting. You mad bastard, you.
Taurus
Kotor, Montenegro
April 20 - May 20
Tauruses like the finer things in life - good food, good wine, good times. LIke a grazing cow in spring, the bull sign likes to be surrounded by greenery – and you pretty much have four stomachs. Montenegro has those giant national parks you crave, postcard-perfect Medieval towns plus lobster and wine for dayyys.
Tauruses like the finer things in life - good food, good wine, good times. LIke a grazing cow in spring, the bull sign likes to be surrounded by greenery – and you pretty much have four stomachs. Montenegro has those giant national parks you crave, postcard-perfect Medieval towns plus lobster and wine for dayyys.
Gemini
Pula, Croatia
May 21 - June 20
Geminis can be hard to please because their twin nature means there’s two sets of demands for each destination. Picky, picky. Luckily for you, Pula’s got ancient ruins and Medieval prettiness aplenty, PLUS nudist beaches and raves in amphitheatres. That’ll do pig.
Geminis can be hard to please because their twin nature means there’s two sets of demands for each destination. Picky, picky. Luckily for you, Pula’s got ancient ruins and Medieval prettiness aplenty, PLUS nudist beaches and raves in amphitheatres. That’ll do pig.
Cancer
Tallinn, Estonia
June 21 - July 22
Cancers are a nostalgic bunch. You love to daydream about times gone by and the romance of the good old days (ignoring those tiny hiccups like the bubonic plague and all of the wars). Paris would be a safe bet, but why don’t you prove the other signs wrong and stretch your claws a little? Tallinn is all fairytale castles and turrety roofs AND you can get around it in a weekend. Deeeeeelightful.
Cancers are a nostalgic bunch. You love to daydream about times gone by and the romance of the good old days (ignoring those tiny hiccups like the bubonic plague and all of the wars). Paris would be a safe bet, but why don’t you prove the other signs wrong and stretch your claws a little? Tallinn is all fairytale castles and turrety roofs AND you can get around it in a weekend. Deeeeeelightful.
Leo
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
July 23 - August 22
With the lion as their symbol and the sun as their sign, Leos like to be the centre of attention. Where better to bask in the glory of being number one than the actual origin country of humankind - Ethiopia. There’ll be sunshine, smoky jazz clubs, banging food and a very, very slim chance you might spot actual Simba.
With the lion as their symbol and the sun as their sign, Leos like to be the centre of attention. Where better to bask in the glory of being number one than the actual origin country of humankind - Ethiopia. There’ll be sunshine, smoky jazz clubs, banging food and a very, very slim chance you might spot actual Simba.
Virgo
Florence, Italy
August 24 - September 23
Naysayers will call Virgos stay-at-home virgins, but just because you’re a little reserved doesn’t mean you don’t want to see the world. Northern Italy will blow your mind without taking you tooooo far out of your comfort zone (no snake dinners or accidental S&M raves here). Embrace la dolce vita in Tuscany with food, wine and an Italian taste for S.E.X. When in Tuscany...
Naysayers will call Virgos stay-at-home virgins, but just because you’re a little reserved doesn’t mean you don’t want to see the world. Northern Italy will blow your mind without taking you tooooo far out of your comfort zone (no snake dinners or accidental S&M raves here). Embrace la dolce vita in Tuscany with food, wine and an Italian taste for S.E.X. When in Tuscany...
Libra
St Petersburg, Russia
September 23 - October 22
Libras are all about beauty, poetry and harmony – basically, you’re classy AF 💅 If you can use that blindfold to ignore your natural sense of justice, St Petersburg is your guy. With its sweeping palaces, grand history and many canals the ‘Venice of the North’ will sweep you off your feet.
Libras are all about beauty, poetry and harmony – basically, you’re classy AF 💅 If you can use that blindfold to ignore your natural sense of justice, St Petersburg is your guy. With its sweeping palaces, grand history and many canals the ‘Venice of the North’ will sweep you off your feet.
Scorpio
Havana, Cuba
October 23 - November 21
If you had to sum up a Scorpio, you might say they’re an erection caused by being stung in the dick. Volatile and steamy, you Scorpios are a wild bunch. Dance up a storm in Havana, the capital of jazz, salsa and rum (but watch out for any rogue wasps…)
If you had to sum up a Scorpio, you might say they’re an erection caused by being stung in the dick. Volatile and steamy, you Scorpios are a wild bunch. Dance up a storm in Havana, the capital of jazz, salsa and rum (but watch out for any rogue wasps…)
Sagittarius
Kazakhstan
November 21 - December 21
Outgoing and energetic, Sagittarius likes to get to weird places before anyone else has even heard of them. Half human, half beast, the centaur likes a combination of nature and city to keep both halves intrigued. Kazakhstan’s capital Astana gives your sci-fi skyscrapers and open plains with more wolves than people – plus the chance to brag to your friends about your exotic travels. But be warned centaurs, in Astana horse is never far from the menu.
Outgoing and energetic, Sagittarius likes to get to weird places before anyone else has even heard of them. Half human, half beast, the centaur likes a combination of nature and city to keep both halves intrigued. Kazakhstan’s capital Astana gives your sci-fi skyscrapers and open plains with more wolves than people – plus the chance to brag to your friends about your exotic travels. But be warned centaurs, in Astana horse is never far from the menu.
Capricorn
Kaunas, Lithuania
December 22 - January 20
Capricorns are whip-smart, organised to the point of anal and natural born leaders. But don’t be mistaken for an uptight R.E. teacher – the sea goat is actually the sign of the Devil, so you like to indulge in a little cardinal sin from time to time 😉 Embrace your inner nerd AND your dark side with a trip to Kaunas. This Lithuanian city’s got a Medieval old town, gothic spires and the world’s only devil museum.
Capricorns are whip-smart, organised to the point of anal and natural born leaders. But don’t be mistaken for an uptight R.E. teacher – the sea goat is actually the sign of the Devil, so you like to indulge in a little cardinal sin from time to time 😉 Embrace your inner nerd AND your dark side with a trip to Kaunas. This Lithuanian city’s got a Medieval old town, gothic spires and the world’s only devil museum.
Aquarius
Pristina, Kosovo
January 20 - February 19
Aquarians are like that friend who locked themselves in a room for 89 hours straight to finish their dissertation and came out uber smart and weird as hell. Kosovo’s capital Pristina has history-pon-history, a spanking new intelligentsia scene and a coffee shop on every corner. Plus you can lord it over your mates who can’t point to it on a map.
Aquarians are like that friend who locked themselves in a room for 89 hours straight to finish their dissertation and came out uber smart and weird as hell. Kosovo’s capital Pristina has history-pon-history, a spanking new intelligentsia scene and a coffee shop on every corner. Plus you can lord it over your mates who can’t point to it on a map.
Pisces
Lanzarote, Spain
February 19 - March 20
True to your fishy sign, Pisceans are wet to the point of annoying. Lakes, oceans, even a sauna – if it’s watery, you’re in. But your magical, mystical side also needs a sprinkle of wonder so a cruise ship is a no go. Why not head to the alien landscape of Lanzarote, with its come-hither ocean, artsy lakes and mysterious underwater museum? Swimming with the fishies never looked so appealing...
True to your fishy sign, Pisceans are wet to the point of annoying. Lakes, oceans, even a sauna – if it’s watery, you’re in. But your magical, mystical side also needs a sprinkle of wonder so a cruise ship is a no go. Why not head to the alien landscape of Lanzarote, with its come-hither ocean, artsy lakes and mysterious underwater museum? Swimming with the fishies never looked so appealing...
