Nipple tassels, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Joanna Lumley...

It’s what the Queen would want.

We’ve got 6 ways to celebrate the Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday, from street parties on ‘roids to classic pub hangs and burlesque shows. Cos a garden party at your mums and homemade victoria sponge ain’t gonna cut it.

Extra AF Street Parties

Jermyn Street (that’s the one where The Ritz lives) will be completely closed to traffic on Sat 4th. There’ll be food and bev pop-ups, music, and a Ritz X Nyetimber sparkling wine collab.

Not enough street party? Head to Elizabeth Street the next day (round the corner from Buckingham Palace) for lobster rolls, champers served from a 1948 Leyland Bus, and music from Itchy Feet.

Queen (not that one) Tribute

Stairway bar in Biggleswade is celebrating with Queenenergy - a tribute to rock band Queen. If operatic rock is your jam, this one’s for you.

Queen Again (still not that one)

“I just want a cream tea and a sit down…”

No chance. She might be 96 years old, but Shotgun Carousel (iconic theatrical company) figure the best way to pay tribute to Lizzy is with drag artists, burlesque performances, circus acts and saucy comedians…

We repeat, she’s 96.

Culture Club

Pinkies out.

We meant your finger, Dave. Jesus.

If you want to rub shoulders with a regal crowd head to Sotheby's. The fanciest gallery you ever did see is hosting wine tastings, chats about James Bond, readings from Michael Morpurgo, and appearances from Joanna Lumley. ALSO jewellery designer Kiki McDonough has designed a new tiara specially for Sotheby's. Feast your peepers on it from 28th May-15th June

Lazy Pub Afternoons

The Duke of Sussex (Baylis Road) has one of London’s best beer gardens. They are also doing a free G&T when you pre-book a table between the 2nd and 5th.

Geddit done.

Party with the Sex Pistols

Want to win at the bank holiday?

Head to The Sun Tavern in Bethnal Green where Paul Cook (Pistols drummer) and Don Letts (reggae legend) are performing from June 2nd-4th.

The pub is even doing special England Dreaming cocktails for £7.