Definitive proof that aliens exist

PROOF THAT ALIENS EXIST

Forget those reality tv shows where some old farmer tearfully recounts the time he was abducted and ass-probed by aliens.

We’ve got all the evidence you need right here...

1. Central Post Office

Skopje, North Macedonia

Either Orwell’s 1984 just happened, Dr. Evil has a new headquarters or aliens exist. I think we all know what’s going on here...

Skopje’s central post office is clearly a spaceship that crash landed during the capital’s construction boom.
Or an example of brutalist architecture by Macedonian architect Janko Konstantinov.

2. Ängelholm UFO memorial

Ängelholm , Sweden

A Swedish hockey player built this memorial dedicated to the time he met some aliens. Yep.⠀

Apparently the aliens gave Mr. Gösta Carlsson secret herbal recipes which helped him set up two pharmaceutical companies.
The concrete UFO is supposed to be an EXACT REPLICA of the one he saw on that fateful night.

How would he have know what the UFO looked like if he hadn’t actually seen it? Foolproof.

3. Volcanic Vineyards

Lanzarote, Spain

This takes ‘crop circles’ to the next level.

Lanzarote’s volcanic vineyards look like a martian landscape.

Sure they make prized artisan wine but this can’t be the work of mere humans.
The nutrient-rich ashy soil is ideal for grape-growing, farmers dig shallow circles to keep the young plants shielded from the wind.