For that mate who’s got their own flying squirrel suit...

Swap serene lakes for Estonian slopes - this is kayaking on crack.

Red Bull’s Snow Races got this extreme sport trending but most resorts will ban anyone who enters with a paddle.

Your best bet is to head to Otepää in Estonia. This winter sports town is 2.5 hours from Tallinn and stuffed with snowy slopes, ski resorts and mad bastards who are a couple of snowflakes short of an avalanche.

To join in, simply wax your boat to reach speeds that’ll make even Johnny Knoxville's nuts quiver. Try at your peril.